G-1 Claims "Best Company" in USMA '61, Second to None

The following news item was picked up from nation-wide media sources and forwarded for your information.

(ANTPF - All the News That's Print to Fit).

On Friday, 20 September 2007, national media reporters fought for seats in the Pentagon's Press Room to hear William Sievers announce the results of a long-awaited, in-depth study conducted by independent, unbiased researchers tasked with determining which company in USMA '61, Second to None, was indeed the very best.

Mr. Sievers eloquently reported that the competition was fairly conducted and immense credit was to be given to the unbiased team of military analysts and historians that dug deep into USMA '61's impressive history and legacy. To no-one's surprise, the final results overwhelmingly concluded that Company G-1 was indeed the very best in USMA '61, Second to None.

To ensure fairness, the researcher's even-handed approach even included listening patiently to sniveling complaints from South and North Area runts claiming that the researchers were biased toward Central Area flankers. Protests from North Area flankers were mild by comparison and only served to further justify the final, unanimous analysis that Company G-1 is Number One in Second to None.

From the center of the world,
Best regards to all,
The Flying Finn
Co. G-1, Number One in Second to None